On Stalking Jesus #5

So Jesus finally SMSed this afternoon:
Hi Dai… Hope you’re well. Sorry. Forgot to sms you my real number, So here it is… Jesus.

What do you think reminded him two weeks later?

Two weeks too late.

Comments

Krizz said…
Dai, jy was gelukkig - twee weke is vinnig vir 'n jesus - party van ons wag nou al meer as 2000 jaar vir die regte een om weer te kom...
Anonymous said…
What reminded him? .... that nagging feeling that he had forgotten about something suddenly coagulated into ugly reality and popped to the top of his mental "to do list".

Two weeks later? ... some people have short reaction times, some have long reaction times and then there are those folk suffering from attention deficit disorder.

What should you do? .... order him "memory in a bottle" - available from http://smart-drugs.net/product-info/info-vasopressin.htm -

In summary -- I think you should "do" nothing and "enjoy" everything. This scenario is unfolding at its own bizarre pace and all will eventually be revealed. Multiprocessing is always an option -- look for a Matthew, Mark, Luke and Judas Iscariot in your vicinity.

Either that or get a crystal ball with a guarantee -- ("Not made in China" strongly recommended).
As always yours ...
dorothy said…
as all other witty comments have been made - all i can say is 'greaseball'.
dorothy said…
and short! but now that i read the msg again, did he actually sign it 'jesus'?!?
dai said…
no :-) he signed his name...
i said…
I think the fact that you imagine that he suddenly gives a damn about you probably points to delusional behaviour...i too suffered from this delusion that he may actually be up there...don't worry, it is curable. Just start thinking for yourself and stop wondering when he would finally give some advice.